Earlier this week, a soccer player named Marcelo was cut by his team because he was cutting the cheese in the locker room, stinking up the place - and then laughing about it.
Don’t feel too bad for him, though. He ended up signing with another team - and also hooking up with Dude Wipes, who sent him a ton of wipes and sprays to - hopefully - help him not stink as bad.
Normally, it’s distasteful when companies jump into stuff like this for the free press. But in this case, let’s allow it because we might never see anything like it again. Ever.