One woman’s butt-floss is another woman’s obscenity.
Video from New York’s Freedom Lake has surfaced of a woman named Aurea being confronted by an angry mother protecting her son's eyes from stray butt cheeks.
The unidentified mother, we’ll caller “Karen,” asks Aurea to “get her ass covered” because her boys were “staring at her ass which is hanging out in the middle of a public place.”
For the record, Aurea wasn’t naked by any legal sense, and – judging by their physiques – the shorts “Karen” offered Aurea would’ve been wayyyy too big.