Halloween’s that time of year where we all rejoice in the females of the species revealing their inner stripper. That’s far from a complaint, by the way. However, as we get more and more desensitized to the “sexy cop,” “sexy nurse,” and “sexy librarian” look, the ante has to be raised to keep things interesting.
With that in mind, here’s a list of the best that 2017 has to offer when it comes to oddball things that’ve been made “sexy”
- Sexy Northern Queen – For her inner John Snow.
- Sexy Minion – It’s called “Despicable Human,” but you’ll get the point.
- Sexy Heart Eyes Emoji – There’s two of them…any guesses where?
- Sexy Poop Emoji – Uh…yeah.
- Sexy Sriracha – So she can tap into her inner-spice.
- Sexy Penguin – Be honest…how many of us haven’t had THAT fantasy?
- Pizza Pasties – Let’s just hope the bottoms aren’t too doughy.
- Sexy Goldfish – It kinda goes along with that penguin fetish, we’re guessing.
- Sexy Bottle Of Fireball – In case she wants to advertise what’ll get her there quicker.
- Sexy Blue Crayon – Because “red” would just be too much.
- Sexy Taco – This one just sort of writes itself, doesn’t it?
- Sexy Spoon – It just seems a bit forked-up.
- Sexy Fork – Of course.
There’s just seemingly no end to what can be made “sexy” – even when it’s clearly not.