This is going to make you want to chug Metamucil and prune juice.

 

A severely constipated 22-year-old man in Shanghai, China needed surgery recently, where doctors removed 30 INCHES of his large intestines . . . that were packed solid with waste that had built up for his whole life.

 

I was dumb enough to look at the pictures of what they removed, and it almost looks like a slimy pink animal without a face.  It will haunt your dreams.  Enjoy! 

 

(Daily Mirror

 

 

(Here are three photos of it:  One, two, three.)